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History - Fun

 

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History Fun and jokes

1

What fruits are mentioned the most in history?

Dates.

2

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom of the page.

3

What was the colonists’ favorite tea?

Liberty.

4

When Betsy Ross washed the flag, why did she use starch?

She wanted a permanent wave.

5

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity? 

Shocked.

6

When do knights arrive for sporting events?

Joust in time.

7

Why didn’t George Washington need a bed?

He would not lie.

8

Did you hear about the King Arthur stamp?

It’s for over-knight delivery.

9

How did Betsy Ross like her work?

Sew, sew.

10

What did Paul Revere say at the end of his famous ride?

“Whoa!”

11

What didn’t King Arthur get served at the Round Table?

A square meal.

12

Which vegetable was not permitted on the Mayflower?

The leek.

13

If George Washington went to Washington wearing a white winter coat while his wife waited in Wilmington, how many Ws are there in all? None. There are no Ws in the word all.

14

Daniel Webster was far from home when night came. Making his way through the darkness, he came upon a farmhouse and knocked on the door. After several minutes, the farmer opened the upstairs window and asked, “What do you want?”

“I wish to spend the night here,” replied Webster.

“Fine. Spend the night there,” said the farmer, and he closed the window.

15

What was Camelot?

A place where people parked their camels.

16

“My teacher reminds me of history. She’s always repeating herself.”

17

Who invented King Arthur’s Round Table?

Sir Cumference.

18

Which hero of the Revolutionary War slept with his shoes on?

Paul Revere’s horse.

19

Teacher: What happened in 1809?

Eddie: Abraham Lincoln was born.

Teacher: Right. Now, what happened in 1812?

Eddie: He turned three years old.

20

What do you call a knight who just lost a fencing match?

A sword loser.

21

History teacher: Who succeeded the first president of the U.S.? 

Student: The second one.

22

Where were the kings and queens of England crowned?

On their heads.

23

Why were the Middle Ages also called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

 

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