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Food Jokes - part 2

 

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Food Jokes - part 2

14

What kind of beans won’t grow in a garden?

Jelly beans.

15

Why don’t eggs tell jokes?

They would crack each other up.

16

Why shouldn’t you gossip in fields?

Because corn has ears, potatoes have eyes, and beanstalk.

17

What did the soda say to the bottle opener?

“Hey, can you help me find my pop?”

18

Why was the mushroom the hit of the party?

He was a fungi.

19

 

“Inflation is creeping up,” a young man said to his friend. “Yesterday I ordered a twenty-five-dollar steak in a restaurant and told them to put it on my credit card—and it fit.”

20

Why did the other vegetables like the corn?

He was always willing to lend an ear.

21

What’s small, round, and blue?

A cranberry holding its breath.

22

Waiter: And how did you find your steak, sir?

Customer: Well, I just pushed aside a bean and there it was!

23

“I thought you were going to count calories,” Lois gently reminded her friend Karla as she consumed her second milkshake.

“Oh, I am,” said Karla. “So far today, I’m at 5,760.”

24

One morning a little boy proudly surprised his grandmother with a cup of coffee he had made himself. He anxiously waited to hear the verdict on the quality of the coffee. The grandmother had never in her life had such a bad cup of coffee, and as she forced down the last sip, she noticed three of those little green army guys in the bottom of the cup.

She asked, “Honey, why would three little green army guys be in the bottom of my cup?”

Her grandson replied, “You know, Grammy, it’s just like on television. ‘The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup.’”

25

Would Little Miss Muffet share her curds?

No whey.

26

A customer was continually bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air-conditioning be turned up because he was too hot; then he asked that it be turned down because he was too cold. That continued for about half an hour.

The waiter was very patient, walking back and forth and never once getting angry. Finally, a second customer asked why they just didn’t ask the man to leave.

“Oh, I don’t mind,” said the waiter calmly. “We don’t even have an air-conditioner.”

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