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Food Jokes - part 1

 

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Food Jokes - part 1

 1

How many items can you put into an empty grocery bag?

One. After that, the bag isn’t empty anymore.

2

What is the smallest room in the world?

The mushroom.

3

What has no teeth, no mouth, but does have eyes and lives in the ground?

A potato.

4

What’s more useful after it’s broken?

An egg.

5

Diner: Is there any stew on the menu?

Waiter: There was, but I wiped it off.

6

Diner: Waiter! You have your finger on my steak!

Waiter: Well, I don’t want it to fall on the floor again.

7

Waitress: Have I kept you waiting long?

Customer: No, but did you know that there are 3,296 squares on the ceiling?

8

When the mother returned from the grocery store, her small son pulled out the box of animal crackers he had begged for. Then he spread the animal-shaped crackers all over the kitchen counter.

“What are you doing?” his mom asked.

“The box says you can’t eat them if the seal is broken,” the boy explained. “I’m looking for the seal.”

9

Why couldn’t the coffee bean go out to play?

He was grounded.

10

A new bride cooked her first meal for her husband.

“My mother taught me to cook, and I can cook two things well—apple pie and meatloaf.”

The husband took a bite of his supper and asked, “And which one is this?”

11

What kind of dance does a butcher go to?

A meatball.

12

What did baby corn say to mama corn?

“Where’s Popcorn?”

13

While eating in an expensive restaurant, a patron overhead the gentleman at the next table ask the waitress to pack the leftovers for their dog. The gentleman’s young son then exclaimed, “Whoopee! We’re

going to get a dog!” 

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