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Family Fun - Family Matters - Part 1

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Family Fun - Family Matters - Funny jokes - Part 1 

1

It is truly said that children brighten a home—they never turn off the lights.

2

Lizzie: Mommy, Zach broke my baby doll.

Mommy: I’m sorry, sweetheart. How did it happen?

Lizzie: I hit him over the head with it.

3

Mother: Why are you crying?

Mark: Dad hit his hand with a hammer.

Mother: I’m surprised you’re not laughing.

Mark: I did.

4

Elizabeth: My mom has the worst memory.

Melissa: She forgets everything?

Elizabeth: No, she remembers everything.

5

Mother: Kids, what are you arguing about?

David: Oh, there isn’t any argument. Lisa thinks I’m not going to give her half of my candy, and I think the same thing.

6

Gabe: Why are you down?

Mike: My sister said she wouldn’t talk to me for two weeks.

Gabe: Why should that upset you?

Mike: Today’s the last day.

7

Petey came home from school with another black eye. “Have you been fighting again?” his mother asked him.

“I’m sorry, Mom,” he replied.

“I told you the next time you lost your temper, you should count to ten.”

“I did,” said Petey. “But Jimmy’s mom told him to only count to five,

so he hit me first.”

8

A man was purchasing a fountain pen.

“I suppose this is to be a surprise, sir?” asked the clerk.

“Oh, yes it is,” replied the man. “It’s my son’s birthday, and he asked for a new car.”

9

Mother: Tommy, why did you kick your little sister in the stomach? 

Tommy: I couldn’t help it. She turned around too quick.

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