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Family Fun - Family Matters - Funny jokes - Part 3

 

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Family Fun - Family Matters - Funny jokes - Part 3

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A young child walked up to her mother and stared at her hair. As her mother scrubbed on the dishes, the girl cleared her throat and asked, “Why do you have some gray hairs?”

The mother paused and looked at her daughter. “Every time you disobey, I get a strand of gray hair.”

The mother returned to her task of washing dishes. The little girl stood there thinking. She cleared her throat again. “Mom?” she said. “Yes?” her mother answered.

“Why is Grandma’s hair all gray?”

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Who is bigger—Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger’s baby?

Mr. Bigger’s baby is a little Bigger.

21

A mother saw her young son come through the door with filthy hands.

She stopped him and said, “My goodness, what would you say if I came in the house with hands like that?”

Her son looked at her and answered, “I think I’d be too polite to mention it.”

22

After being punished for losing his temper, a little boy asked his mother, “Can you explain to me the difference between my foul temper and your worn nerves?”

23

A mother came inside after gardening and found a big hole in the middle of the pie she had made earlier that morning. She found a gooey spoon lying in the sink and crumbs all over the floor.

She went to find her son. “David,” she said, “you promised me that you wouldn’t touch the pie I made. And I promised you that if you did touch the pie, I would spank you.”

A look of relief came over David.

“Now that I’ve broken my promise,” he said, “I think it would be all right for you to break yours, too.”

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A father was showing pictures of his wedding day to his son.

“Is that when Mommy came to work for us?” the boy asked.

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Ted: You seem unhappy.

Ted: You seem unhappy.

Roger: Yeah, I am living with my mother-in-law has been stressful. It’s been hard on both me and my wife.

Ted: Well, if it gets really bad, you could just ask her to move out. Roger: We can’t. It’s her house.

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A man and his wife attended a dinner party at the home of their friends. Near the end of the meal, the wife reprimanded her husband. “That’s the third time you’ve gone for dessert,” she scolded. “The hostess must think you’re an absolute pig.”

“I don’t think so,” he said. “I’ve been telling her it’s for you.”

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My teenage daughter thinks I’m too nosy. At least that’s what she keeps writing in her diary.

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