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Family Fun - Family Matters - Funny jokes - Part 2

 

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Family Fun - Family Matters - Funny jokes - Part 2

10

What is the opposite of minimum?

Minidad.

11

A little girl asked her mother, “Can I go outside and play with the boys?” Her mother replied, “No, you can’t play with the boys; they’re too rough.”

The little girl thought about it for a few moments and then asked, “If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?”

12

A three-year-old had been told several times to get ready for bed. The last time his mom told him, she was very insistent. His response was, “Yes, sir!”

Correcting him, she said, “You would say, ‘yes, sir,’ to a man. I am a lady, and you would say ‘yes, ma’am,’ to a lady.”

To quiz him on this lesson, she then asked him, “What would you say to Daddy?”

“Yes, sir!” came the reply.

“Then what would you say to Mama?”

“Yes, ma’am!” he proudly answered.

“Good job! Now, what would you say to Grandma?”

He lit up and said, “Can I have a cookie?”

13

A father sent his boy to bed. Five minutes later, he heard, “D–a–a–a–d!”

“What?” he called back.

“I’m thirsty. Can you bring a drink of water?”

“No. You had your chance. Lights out.”

Five minutes later, he again heard, “D–a–a–a–d!”

“What?”

“I’m thirsty. Can I have a drink of water?”

“I told you no! If you ask again, I’ll have to spank you!” Five minutes later, came, “D–a–a–a–d!”

“What!”

“When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?”

14

When the Smith family moved into their new house, a visiting grandparent asked five-year-old Tommy how he liked the new place. “It’s great,” he said. “I have my own room, Alex has his own room, and Jamie has her own room. But poor Mom is still in with Dad.”

15

Hearing a scream from the playroom, the mother rushed in and found her infant son pulling the hair of his four-year-old sister. After separating them, the mother said to her daughter, “Don’t be upset with your brother, honey. He didn’t know he was hurting you.” No sooner had the mother returned to her chores than she heard more screaming. This time she rushed in and found the baby crying. “Now what happened?” she asked.

“Nothing,” said the girl, “except that now he knows.”

16

Mom: A rabbit’s house is called a warren, alligators have nests, and foxes live in dens. What do you call your room?

Son: A mess.

17

It was local election time, and the candidate was visiting all the houses in his area. At one house, a small boy answered the door. “Tell me, young man,” said the politician, “is your Mommy in the Republican Party or the Democratic Party?”

“Neither,” said the child. “She’s in the bathroom.”

18

When do mothers have baby boys?

On son days.

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