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Tech Fun - part 3

 

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Tech Fun - part 3

31

What’s the difference between a red light and a green light?

The color, silly.

32

A frustrated father vented, “When I was a teenager and got in trouble, I was sent to my room without supper. But my son has his own color television, telephone, computer, and CD player in his room.”

“So what do you do to him?” asked his friend.

“I send him to my room!” exclaimed the father.

33

What do you call a watch worn on a belt?

A waist of time.

34

The new housekeeper answered the telephone and replied, “Yes, you are correct.”

Again the phone rang and the housekeeper answered it. “Yes, ma’am, it certainly is!”

“Who was that?” asked the owner of the house.

“I really don’t know,” she replied. “Some woman kept saying, ‘It’s a long-distance call from Canada,’ and I said, ‘It certainly is!’”

35

A couple owned a grandfather clock that struck each hour. It began to malfunction one day, striking five at ten o’clock, striking nine at two o’clock, and so on.

That night at eleven o’clock, it struck fourteen.

The woman jumped up and shook her husband, saying, “Get up, dear! It’s later than it’s ever been before!”

36

Two kids went into their parents’ bathroom and noticed the scale in the corner.

“Whatever you do,” said one youngster to the other, “don’t step on it!” “Why not?” asked the sibling.

“Because every time Mom does, she lets out an awful loud scream!”

37

A computer technician was called to a small business to repair a computer. He wasn’t able to find a close parking spot, so he left his car in a ‘No PARKING’ zone and placed a note on his windshield saying, “James Bauer, computer technician, working inside the building.”

He completed his work within thirty minutes and returned to his car to find a ticket with a note that read, “Peter Westin, police officer, working outside the building.”

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