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Tech Fun - part 2

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Tech Fun - part 2 


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When you read a message on your computer that says, THE APPLICATION CAUSED AN ERROR. CHOOSE IGNORE OR CLOSE, it means, IT DOESN’T MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE; YOU’RE NEVER GOING TO SEE YOUR WORK AGAIN.

12

How can you tell a good computer programmer from a bad computer programmer?

The good one always comes through when the chips are down.

13

Remember when…

…an application was for employment?

…a CD was a bank account?

…a program was a show on television?

…a web was a spider’s home?

…a hard drive was a long car ride?

…memory was something you lost as you got older?

…a keyboard was a piano?

…a virus was the flu?

14

Why don’t computers eat anything?

They don’t like what’s on their menus.

15

How do you catch a runaway computer?

With an Internet.

16

Why did the man turn on his computer on a hot day?

He wanted to open the Windows.

17

Why couldn’t the girl type on her computer?

She lost her keys.

18

What’s the first sign that a computer is getting old?

It has memory problems.

19

Why shouldn’t you take your computer into rush-hour traffic? Because it might crash.

20

Back in the 1800s the Tates Watch Company of Massachusetts wanted to expand their product line, and since they already made the cases for pocket watches, they decided to market compasses for the pioneers traveling west. Although their watches were of the finest quality, their compasses were so bad that people were continually getting lost.

This, of course, is the origin of the expression, “He who has a Tates is lost!”

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