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Tech Fun - part 1

Tech Fun, technology jokes, funny jokes, funny story
Tech Fun - part 1 

1

What did the big hand on the clock say to the little hand? “I’ll be around in an hour.”

2

Computer salesperson: This computer will do half your work for you. Customer: Then I’ll take two!

3

A mountaineer and his son went to the city for the first time. In one of the buildings, the man saw a set of doors open, an old woman enter, and the doors close. Soon the doors opened again, and a young woman stepped out.

The man turned to his son and said, “You stay here. I’m going for your mother to run her through that machine.”

4

What do videos do on their days off?

They unwind.

5

A kind woman watched a small boy as he tried to reach the doorbell of a house.

Thinking she should help, she walked up to the doorbell and rang it for him.

“Okay, what now?” the woman asked the boy.

“Run like crazy,” he answered. “That’s what I’m gonna do!”

6

Father to teenage daughter: Did I hear the clock strike two as you came in last night?

Daughter: Oh, it started to strike eleven, but I stopped it so that it wouldn’t wake you up.

7

Which way did the programmer go?

He went data way.

8

Why was the computer so tired when it got home from the office? Because it had a hard drive.

9

What kind of cola do keyboards like?

Tab.

10

Tech Support: I need you to right-click.

Customer: Okay.

Tech Support: Did you get a pop-up menu?

Customer: No.

Tech Support: Okay. Right-click again. Do you see a pop-up menu? Customer: No.

Tech Support: Okay, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?

Customer: Sure, you told me to write “click” and I wrote “click.” 

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