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School Jokes - part 5

 

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School and Classroom Jokes - part 5

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A philosophy professor gave a one-question final exam. He picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk, and wrote on the board: “Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that this chair does not exist.”

The students began furiously writing their answers. However, one member of the class finished in less than a minute. He turned his paper in and left the room.

Weeks later when the grades were posted, the rest of the class wondered how he could have gotten an “A” when he had barely written anything at all.

His answer consisted of two words: “What chair?”

42

Teacher: Correct this sentence: “It was me who broke the window.” Joey: It wasn’t me who broke the window!

43

Teacher: What is the plural of mouse?

Student: Mice.

Teacher: Good. Now, what’s the plural of baby?

Student: Twins!

44

The school board determined that speech and debate would be removed from the course schedule; there was no argument.

45

Father: Tim, I think the reason you’re getting such bad grades is because you spend too much time watching game shows on television.

Son: Dad, could you please phrase that in the form of a question?

46

Why can you always tell what Dick and Jane will do next?

They’re so easy to read.

47

Teacher: If I cut a steak in two, then cut the halves in two, what do I get?

Student: Quarters.

Teacher: Very good. And what would I get if I cut it again? Student: Eighths.

Teacher: Great job! And if I cut it again?

Student: Sixteenths.

Teacher: Wonderful! And again?

Student: Hamburger.

48

A teacher had just discussed magnets with her class. At the close of the lesson, she said, “My name begins with m and I pick up things. What am I?”

Julia thought for a moment and then answered, “Mom!”

49

A kindergarten teacher was having a difficult time putting each child’s boots on after a very rainy morning. After some hard tugging, she finally got Barry’s on his feet when he said, “These aren’t mine.”

The frustrated teacher had to pull hard to remove them from the little lad’s feet.

She sat down next to him and asked, “So, whose boots are these?” Barry answered, “They’re my brother’s, but my mom lets me wear them.”

50

Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that won’t freeze? Sam: Hot water. 

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