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School Jokes - part 4

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School and Classroom Jokes - part 4

31

Where does Thursday come before Wednesday?

In the dictionary.

32

What is the best state to get school supplies?

Pencil-vania.

33

What can spell every word in every language?

An echo.

34

A mother said, “Son, it’s time to get up and go to school.”

“Mom,” her son replied, “nobody at school likes me—the students don’t, the teachers don’t, the bus drivers don’t…. I don’t want to go to school!”

His mom firmly said, “Son, you must go to school. You are healthy, you have a lot to learn, and you are a leader…and besides, you are the principal!”

35

Why is the library the tallest room in the school?

It has the most stories.

36

Why is a bad joke like a broken pencil?

It has no point.

37

What do math teachers like to eat with their coffee?

A slice of pi.

38

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8th.

39

Every year, the teacher sent a note home with each child that read, “Dear Parents, if you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I’ll promise not to believe everything he or she says happens at home.”

40

The kindergarten class had settled down to its coloring books. Jonathon raised his hand and said, “Miss Franklin, I ain’t got no crayons.” “Jonathon,” Miss Franklin said, “you mean, ‘I don’t have any crayons. You don’t have any crayons. We don’t have any crayons. They don’t have any crayons.”

“Well,” said Jonathon, “what happened to all the crayons?”

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