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School Jokes - part 3

 

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School and Classroom Jokes - part 3

31

Which two words have the most letters in them?

Post office.

32

A little boy, who was doing his homework one evening, turned to his father and said, “Dad, where would I find the Andes?”

“Don’t ask me,” said the father. “Ask your mother. She puts everything away in this house.”

33

What kind of food do math teachers eat?

Square meals.

34

Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

35

At the beginning of math class, the teacher asked, “Timmy, what are 3 and 6 and 27 and 45?”

Timmy quickly answered, “NBC, CBS, ESPN, and the Cartoon Network!”

36

Three friends were walking home from school.

“What should we do this afternoon?” said the first.

“I know,” said the second, “let’s flip a coin. If it comes down heads, let’s go skating, and if it comes down tails, let’s go swimming.” “And if it comes down on its edge,” said the third, “let’s stay in and do our homework!”

37

“Tell me,” the teacher asked her students, “do you know what the word can’t is short for?”

“Yes,” said little Lucy. “It’s short for cannot.”

“Very good. And what about don’t?”

Little Matt’s hand shot up. “That,” he said with authority, “is short for doughnut.”

38

What state is round on both sides but high in the middle?

Ohio.

39

What’s a teacher’s favorite candy?

Chalk-olate.

40

Did you hear about the delivery van loaded with thesauruses that crashed into a taxi?

Witnesses were astounded, shocked, taken aback, surprised, startled, dumbfounded, thunderstruck, caught unawares…. 

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