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School Jokes - part 2

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School Jokes - part 2
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The English professor at school emphasized, over and over again, the importance of developing an extensive vocabulary.

“You have my assurance,” he told the class, “that if you repeat a word eight or ten times, it will be yours for life.”

In the back row, an attractive young woman sighed and, closing her eyes, whispered softly to herself, “Steve, Steve, Steve…”

12

Teacher: The law of gravity explains why we stay on the ground.

Chloe: How did we stay on the ground before the law was passed?

13

I’m reading an incredibly interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.

14

Dad: Could you explain the D and F on your report card?

Son: No problem. It stands for “Doing Fine.”

15

What did one math book say to the other?

“Man, I got a lot of problems!”

16

Charlie: Hey, Mom, tomorrow there’s a small PTA meeting.

Mom: What do you mean by “small”?

Charlie: Well, it’s just you, me, and the principal.

17

Son: Great news, Dad!

Son: Great news, Dad!

Dad: What’s the great news?

Son: You don’t have to buy me any new books next year. I’m taking all of the same courses again.

18

Science teacher: What is the difference between electricity and lightning?

Student: We don’t have to pay for lightning.

19

“Just to establish some parameters,” said the professor, “Mr. Nelson, what is the opposite of joy?”

“Sadness,” said the student.

“And the opposite of depression, Ms. Brady?”

“Elation.”

“And you, Mr. Jackson, how about the opposite of woe?”

“I believe that would be giddyap.”

 

20

Father: How did you do on your tests today?

Daughter: Okay, but on one I was like Washington and Lincoln.

Father: What do you mean?

Daughter: I went down in history.

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