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School Jokes - part 1

 

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School and Classroom Jokes - part 1

1

In a classroom

Jim: Teacher, would you be mad at somebody for something they didn’t do?

Teacher: No, of course not.

Jim: Good. I didn’t do my homework.

2

Jeanne: Mom, I got a hundred in school today!

Mom: Good job! What did you get a hundred in?

Jeanne: In two things. I got a forty in math and a sixty in spelling.

3

A school teacher had injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It was not noticeable at all under his shirt.

On the first day of school, he discovered that many of his students were unruly and disrespectful. He confidently walked to the window and opened it. He then sat at his desk and began looking at his notes. When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he took the stapler and stapled the tie to his chest.

He had no trouble with discipline that year.

 

4

Teacher: Cathy, what would you do if you were being chased by a man-eating tiger?

Cathy: Nothing. Because I’m a girl.

5

What two letters of the alphabet contain nothing?

M.T.

(Empty)

6

What is it that we have in December that we don’t have in any other month?

The letter D.

7

What is the longest word in the English language?

Smiles. There’s a mile between the Ss.

8

What word starts with E and has only one letter in it?

Envelope.

9

What makes math such hard work?

All those numbers you have to carry.

10

Principal: This is the fourth time you’ve been in my office this week. What do you have to say for yourself?

Sam: I’m so glad today is Friday!

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