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Funny Jokes - You are going to be a mother

 

Funny Jokes - You are going to be a mother

Funny Jokes - You are going to be a mother

1.

You are going to be a mother

During the Second World War, when there was a military crisis, the authorities made it a rule that one young man from each family should take part in the war. George will not go to war in any way.

When he was called for a medical fitness test, he submitted his wife's urine sample to the Army Hospital as his own urine sample. His wife had diabetes. If he is diagnosed with diabetes, he will be declared unfit and will not have to go to war.

The next day, the young man received a letter from the hospital authorities. Congratulations! You should contact our gynecology department immediately. Because you are going to be a mother.

2.

The pants also need to be washed

The military chief is testing the courage of the military. One of the soldiers stood with a lemon in the head at a distance. Then the chief shot in the lemon with a gun.

The military did not move at all. The lemon cracked and ruined his shirt. Their chief gave him 50 cents and said-

Chief: Well done, buy a soap with this money and wash the shirt.

Military: Then give me another 50 cents; my pants will have to be washed.

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