Funny Jokes - Watching train accidents

 

Funny Jokes - Watching train accidents

Funny Jokes - Watching train accidents

1.

We are named after death

A hen came leaping and asking her mother-

Child: Mother, parents give so many names when their children are born. But why don't we have names?

Chicken: We are named also my son, but after death. We are named after death.

Child: What are those names?

Chicken: Chicken Tikka, Chicken Kebab, Chicken Pakora, Chicken Pox, Chicken Korma, Chicken Tandoori etc! And the chicken that dies on its own, not killed by a human, is called a dead chicken.

2.

Watching train accidents

There are job interviews in railways. Everyone likes a candidate. He is a smart boy. The chairman wanted to check a little-

Chairman: Suppose, a fast train is coming. Suddenly you saw the line is broken. The train needs to stop. What will you do?

Candidate: I will fly the red flag.

Chairman: What if it's night?

Candidate: Show red light.

Chairman: What if there is no red light?

Candidate: Then I will call my sister.

Chairman: Sister! What will your sister do?

Candidate: Don't do anything. She longs for many days to watch a train accident!