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Funny Jokes - Watching train accidents |
1.
We are named after death
A hen came leaping and asking her mother-
Child: Mother, parents give so many names when their children are born. But why don't we have names?
Chicken: We are named also my son, but after death. We are named after death.
Child: What are those names?
Chicken: Chicken Tikka, Chicken Kebab, Chicken Pakora, Chicken Pox, Chicken Korma, Chicken Tandoori etc! And the chicken that dies on its own, not killed by a human, is called a dead chicken.
2.
Watching train accidents
There are job interviews in railways. Everyone likes a candidate. He is a smart boy. The chairman wanted to check a little-
Chairman: Suppose, a fast train is coming. Suddenly you saw the line is broken. The train needs to stop. What will you do?
Candidate: I will fly the red flag.
Chairman: What if it's night?
Candidate: Show red light.
Chairman: What if there is no red light?
Candidate: Then I will call my sister.
Chairman: Sister! What will your sister do?
Candidate: Don't do anything. She longs for many days to watch a train accident!
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