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Funny Jokes - Use your Brain occasionally

 


Funny Jokes - Use your Brain occasionally

1.

Zim went to the doctor with a severe head injury.

Zim: Doctor, do something quickly! Ah, Severe pain!

Doctor: How did that happen!

Zim: Don't say that anymore. I was breaking bricks with stones for housework. The master of the area school was going through the front. He said, 'Zim, use your Brain occasionally.'

Doctor: So what happened?

Zim: I tried to break the brick with my head instead of the stone as he said.

 

2.

A man saw a strange advertisement in front of the restaurant. The man reads, "If we fail to deliver the food as per your order, you will be paid USD 500."

The waiter came as soon as the man entered. She asked him for a glass of tiger's milk and two loaves of bread. Shortly after leaving the kitchen after writing the waiter's order, the manager returned with five 100 USD bills.

He put the money on the table and said, ‘Take your money. This is the first time in the last 10 years that we have not bread. '

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