Funny Jokes - Funny Story - American Jokes - You must be American

 

Funny Jokes - Funny Story - American Jokes - 

1. You must be American -

A madman is asking a Chinese man-

Crazy man: Are you American?

Chinese: No, I'm Chinese.

Crazy: Aren't you American?

Chinese: No, I'm Chinese.

Crazy: You're lying, you must be American.

Chinese: Yes, man. I am American. Are you happy?

Crazy: But you looks like a Chinese man.

2. It's a laundry shop

A Indian man's wife came to visit a new area in USA and saw a signboard in one place. It says- ‘Huge price discount’. She saw a silk sari at 20 cents, a Jamdani at 40 cents and a cotton sari at 50 cents and said to her husband-

Wife: Look, what a huge discount, incredible. Give me 100 Dollar now. I shall buy dresses as many as I want.

Husband: There is nothing to be so excited about. It's a laundry shop.