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Funny Animal Jokes - Part 1

 

Funny Animal Jokes
Funny Animal Jokes - Part 1

1

If baby Eagles are called Eaglets, why aren’t baby bulls called bullets and baby chickens chicklets?

2

What keys can’t open locks?

Monkeys, donkeys, and turkeys.

3

Some Boy Scouts from the city were on a camping trip. The mosquitoes were so fierce; the boys had to hide under their blankets to avoid being bitten. Then one of the scouts saw some lightning bugs and said to his friend, “We might as well give up. They’re coming after us with flashlights.”

4

Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

They kept saying, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”

 

5

My cat is so smart. He eats cheese, then waits at the mouse hole with baited breath.

6

Boy: Could you sell me a shark?

Pet-shop owner: Why do you want a shark?

Boy: My cat keeps trying to eat my goldfish, and I want to teach him a lesson.

7

Frank: Did you hear about the guy who was arrested at the zoo for feeding the pigeons?

Harry: No. What’s wrong with feeding the pigeons?

Frank: He fed them to the lions.

8

Hickory dickory dock,

The mice ran up the clock,

The clock struck one,

And the others escaped with minor injuries.

 

9

What is the difference between a cat and a match?

A cat lights on its feet, and a match lights on its head.

10

What grows up while it grows down?

A baby duckling.

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