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Business Jokes – part 4

 

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Business Jokes – part 4

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A salesman telephoned a household, and a four-year-old answered. Salesman: May I speak to your mother?

Child: She’s not here.

Salesman: Well, is anyone else there?

Child: My sister.

Salesman: Okay, fine. May I speak to her?

Child: I guess so.

There was a long silence on the other phone. Then… Child: Hello?

Salesman: It’s you. I thought you were going to get your sister. Child: I did. The trouble is, I can’t lift her out of the playpen.

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A man asked the barber, “How much for a haircut?” “Eight dollars,” said the barber.

“And how much for a shave?”

“Six dollars.”

“Okay, then, shave my head.”

33

Who is the best-paid employee at Microsoft?

The Windows washer.

34

Do you know why electricians are some of the smartest people? They always keep up with current events.

35

How did the scientist invent bug spray?

She started from scratch.

36

What did the astronaut think of the takeoff?

She thought it was a blast.

37

What do you need to know to be an auctioneer?

Lots.

38

Boss: You should have been here at 9:30 a.m.

Employee: Why, what happened?

39

A young executive was preparing to leave the office late one evening,

when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

“This is a very sensitive and important document,” said the CEO, “and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you get this thing to work for me?”

“Certainly,” said the young executive eagerly. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the START button.

“Excellent! Thank you!” said the CEO, as his paper disappeared inside the machine. “I just need one copy….”

40

A blacksmith finished hammering a white-hot horseshoe and threw it down on the ground to cool.

Just then a man walked in, spotted the horseshoe, and picked it up. He quickly dropped it, biting his tongue to keep from screaming. “Pretty hot, huh?” asked the blacksmith.

“Nah,” answered the man. “It just doesn’t take me long to look over a horseshoe.”

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