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Business Jokes - part 3

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Business Jokes - part 3

21

Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt?

Because his career was in ruins.

22

A man was interviewing for a job.

“And remember,” said the interviewer, “we are very keen about cleanliness. Did you wipe your shoes on the mat before entering?”

“Oh, yes, sir,” replied the man.

The interviewer narrowed his eyes and said, “We are also very keen about honesty. There is no mat.”

23

Why did the doughnut maker retire?

He was fed up with the hole business.

24

The shopkeeper was discouraged when a new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign that read, BEST DEALS.

He was depressed when another competitor opened up on the block and announced its arrival with an even larger sign reading, LOWEST PRICES.

The shopkeeper was panicked until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop—it read, MAIN ENTRANCE.

25

A store manager overheard one of his salesmen talking to a customer.

“No, sir,” said the salesman.

“We haven’t had any for a while, and it doesn’t look like we’ll be getting any soon.”

The manager was horrified and immediately called the salesman over to him. “Don’t you ever tell a customer we’re out of anything! Now, what did he want?”

“Rain,” answered the salesman.

26

Two barbershops were in red-hot competition. One put up a sign advertising haircuts for seven dollars. His competitor put up one that read, WE REPAIR SEVEN-DOLLAR HAIRCUTS.

27

During a training exercise, an army unit was late for afternoon inspection.

“Where are those camouflage trucks?” the irate colonel barked. “They’re here somewhere,” replied the sergeant, “but we can’t find ’em.”

28

Why did the farmer receive an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

29

On the way to preschool, the doctor let his daughter look at his stethoscope. His little daughter picked it up and began playing with it. This thrilled the father as he thought, Perhaps one day she will follow in my footsteps and become a doctor.

But then he heard her as she spoke into the instrument, “Welcome to McDonald’s. May I take your order?”

30

A little girl asked her mother for fifty cents to give to an old lady in the park. Her mother was touched by the child’s kindness and gave her the required sum.

“There you are,” said the mother. “But tell me, isn’t the lady able to work anymore?”

“Oh yes,” came the reply. “She sells candy.” 

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