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Business Jokes - part 2

 

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11

Dan: I just finished a long run on Broadway.

Zach: What play were you in?

Dan: Oh, I wasn’t in any play. A mugger chased me for ten blocks.

12

Television repairman: So, what seems to be the problem with your television?

Woman: It has double images. I hope you men can fix it. 13

A husband raced into his house. “I’ve found a great job!” he exclaimed to his wife. “The pay is incredible, they offer free medical insurance, and give three weeks’ vacation!”

“That does sound wonderful,” said the wife.

“I’m glad you think so,” replied her husband. “You start tomorrow.”

14

A Texan was on a flight and began bragging about the property that he owned.

“How much property do you own?” asked the man sitting next to him. “Forty acres,” answered the Texan.

“That doesn’t sound like all that much,” replied the man. “Where is this property located?”

“Oh,” said the Texan, “downtown Dallas.”

15

Why was the employee fired from the orange juice factory?

He couldn’t concentrate.

16

Barber: Sir, could you please turn the other side of your face toward me?

Client: Oh, you’re finished shaving this side already?

Barber: Oh, no. I just don’t like the sight of blood.

17

The CEO of a large corporation was in a meeting with the board of directors. He presented his plan, although he knew that several of the board would disagree.

“All in favor, say, ‘Aye,’” said the CEO. “All opposed, say, ‘I resign.’”

18

Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they need the dough.

19

First cowboy: Why did you carry only one log for the campfire when the other hands carry two?

Second cowboy: I guess the others are too lazy to make two trips.

20

The captain of a cavalry fort was having breakfast when his lieutenant ran in the door.

“Captain,” he said with a salute, “we’ve just received an urgent letter from our desert outpost. It states their dire need of water.”

“The water supply should arrive there in a few days. They can wait,” said the captain.

“Sir, I don’t believe so,” the lieutenant replied. “The stamp was attached to the envelope with a paper clip.” 

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