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Business Jokes - part 1

 

Funny jokes, Business Jokes

 Business Jokes part -1

1

Barber: Your hair is getting thin.

Client: Who wants fat hair?

2

Farmer: Quite a storm we had last night.

Neighbor: Yep, it sure was.

Farmer: Did it damage your barn any?

Neighbor: I dunno. I haven’t found it yet.

3

How is business?

Tailor: Oh, it’s so-so.

Electrician: It’s fairly light.

Author: All right.

Farmer: It’s growing.

Astronomer: Looking up!

Elevator operator: Well, it has its ups and downs.

Trash collector: It’s picking up.

4

Salesman: You make a small down payment, but then you don’t make any payments for six months.

Customer: Who told you about me?

5

Employee: I’ve worked here for over twenty years and have never asked for a raise.

Employer: That’s why you’ve worked here for twenty years.

6

Employee: My wife says I should ask you for a raise.

Employer: I’ll ask my wife if I can give you one.

7

Wife: You don’t look well. What’s the matter?

Husband: You know those aptitude tests we give our employees?

Wife: Yes.

Husband: Well, I took one today, and it’s a good thing I own the company.

8

Ed: I have a job in a watch factory.

Mike: Oh really? What do you do?

Ed: I just stand around and make faces.

9

Employer: I thought you requested yesterday afternoon off to go see your dentist.

Employee: Yes, sir.

Employer: Then why did I see you coming out of the stadium with a friend?

Employee: That was my dentist.

10

Rancher: What kind of saddle do you want? One with or without a horn?

Cowboy: Without is fine. There doesn’t seem to be much traffic around here.

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