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Animal Jokes - part 9
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What do you call a cat that gets thrown in the dryer and is never found again?
Socks.
82
What do you call a grizzly bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
83
What do you get when you put a bird in the freezer?
A brrrd.
84
When is fishing not a good way to relax?
When you’re the worm.
85
Why can’t you play hide-and-seek with poultry in a Chinese restaurant? Because of the Peking duck.
86
A turtle was mugged by three snails, but when a police officer asked the turtle to give a description of what happened, all he could say was, “I don’t know, Officer. It all happened so fast!”
87
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A fsh.
88
Who’s a better boxer, a bean or a chicken?
The bean—he’s no chicken.
89
What is a shark’s favorite game?
Swallow the Leader.
90
What do pigs put in their hard drives?
Sloppy disks.
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