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Animal Jokes - part 9

Animal Jokes

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Animal Jokes - part 9

81

What do you call a cat that gets thrown in the dryer and is never found again?

Socks.

82

What do you call a grizzly bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear.

83

What do you get when you put a bird in the freezer?

A brrrd.

84

When is fishing not a good way to relax?

When you’re the worm.

85

Why can’t you play hide-and-seek with poultry in a Chinese restaurant? Because of the Peking duck.

86

A turtle was mugged by three snails, but when a police officer asked the turtle to give a description of what happened, all he could say was, “I don’t know, Officer. It all happened so fast!”

87

What do you call a fish with no eye?

A fsh.

88

Who’s a better boxer, a bean or a chicken?

The bean—he’s no chicken.

89

What is a shark’s favorite game?

Swallow the Leader.

90

What do pigs put in their hard drives?

Sloppy disks.

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