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Animal Jokes - part 8
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“Jenny!” called her mother, “Why are you feeding birdseed to the cat?” “I have to,” Jenny replied. “That’s where my canary is.”
72
A mother mouse and a baby mouse were walking along, when all of a sudden, a cat attacked them. The mother mouse yelled, “Bark!” and the cat ran away.
“See?” said the mother mouse to her baby. “Now do you see why it’s important to learn a foreign language?”
73
Have you heard about the dog that ate an onion?
Its bark was much worse than its bite.
74
A cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays three days, and leaves on Friday. How does he do it?
His horse’s name is Friday.
75
Two cows are standing in a wide-open field. One cow says to the other cow, “Hey, are you worried about that mad cow disease?” The second cow says, “Why would I be worried about mad cow disease? I’m an airplane!”
76
Did you hear the one about the lion who ate clowns?
You’ll roar.
77
What do you call an overweight cat?
A flabby tabby.
78
What is worse than a giraffe with a sore neck?
A centipede with athlete’s foot.
79
What did the five-hundred-pound canary say as he walked down the street?
“Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.”
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What do you call a cat that’s been thrown in the dryer?
Fluffy.
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