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Animal Jokes - part 7

 

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Animal Jokes - part 7

61

One caterpillar to another, as they watch a butterfly: You’ll never get me up in one of those things.

62

Exasperated dragon on the field of battle:

Mother said there would be knights like this.

63

Where does a cat go when he loses his tail?

A retail store.

64

Did you hear the Energizer Bunny was arrested?

He was charged with battery.

65

Where are dogs scared to go?

The flea market.

66

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?

She wanted to be polyunsaturated.

67

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of its bark.

68

Turtle to turtle: Don’t you just love the sound of rain on your roof? 69

Why do lobsters have a hard time sharing?

Because they’re shellfish.

70

What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?

A cat has its claws at the end of its paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.

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