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Animal Jokes - part 6

Animal Jokes

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Animal Jokes - part 6

51

What does a bankrupt frog say?

“Baroke, baroke, baroke.”

52

Did you hear about the skunk that went to church?

He had his own pew.

53

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog, because he croaks every night.

54

A chicken walks into a restaurant.

The hostess says, “We don’t serve poultry!”

The chicken says, “That’s okay; I just want a soda.”

55

A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle, looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree reading a book; the other was typing away on his laptop. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him.

Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest, and writers cramp.

56

When you call a dog, he usually comes to you.

When you call a cat, he takes a message.

57

Chicken to turkey: Only Thanksgiving and Christmas? You’re lucky; with us, it’s any Sunday.

58

Two guys were hiking in the forest when they suddenly came across a big grizzly bear. The one guy took off his hiking boots and put on some running shoes. His friend said to him, “You’re crazy! Don’t you know how fast grizzlies are? You’ll never be able to outrun it!”

“Outrun it?” said his friend. “I only have to outrun you!” 59

Why are anteaters so healthy?

Because they are high on ant-i-bodies!

60

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To show the opossum it could be done.

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