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Animal Jokes - part 5

 

Animal Jokes
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Animal Jokes - part 5

41

“Look over there!” said the frightened skunk to his pal. “There’s a human with a gun, and he’s getting closer and closer! What are we going to do?”

The second skunk bowed his head and calmly replied, “Let us spray.”

42

Two goats wandered into the junkyard and had a field day. One of them spent a particularly long time bent over a reel of film. When he was finished, the other goat came over. “So, did you enjoy the film?” The goat replied, “To tell you the truth, I liked the book better.”

43

One day a chicken went to a library and said, “Book, book, book.” The librarian gave the chicken three books, and the chicken went on its way.

The next day the same chicken came into the library and said, “Book, book, book.” So the librarian gave the chicken three books again, but this time she became suspicious of where the chicken was taking the books, so she decided to follow the chicken.

After awhile, the chicken came to a swamp and stopped beside a frog. The chicken gave the three books to the frog, and the frog said, “Read it! Read it! Read it!”

44

What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle? “Wheeeee!”

45

“Look at that speed!” said one hawk to another as a jet-fighter plane zoomed over their heads.

“Hmph!” snorted the other. “You would fly fast, too, if your tail was on fire!”

46

A hound dog and a dalmatian were sitting in an Internet café. The dalmatian said to the hound, “Hey, check out my Web site!” The hound asked for the address, and the dalmatian responded, “www.dalmatian.dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot.”

47

What do you call a story told by a giraffe?

A tall tale.

48

One ant was running across an unopened box of crackers and urging another to speed up.

“But why do we have to hurry?” asked the other.

“Can’t you read? It says, ‘Tear along the dotted line.’”

49

Two fleas were walking out of a theater when they discovered it was raining hard.

“Shall we walk?” said one flea.

“No,” said the other. “Let’s take a dog.”

50

Why are frogs so happy?

They eat whatever bugs them.

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