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Animal Jokes - part 4

 

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Animal Jokes - part 4

31

How does a beaver know which tree to cut down?

Whichever one he chews.

32

What would you call a snake that drinks too much coffee? A hyper viper.

33

What would you get if you crossed a baseball player with a frog?

An outfielder who catches flies and then eats them.

34

What kind of flowers would you give an absent-minded squirrel?

Forget-me-nuts.

35

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse, but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

36

How do pigs say good-bye?

With hogs and kisses.

37

What is an owl’s favorite mystery?

A whooo-dunit.

38

A man was driving past a farm and saw a three-legged chicken running alongside his car. Suddenly, the chicken picked up speed and disappeared around the bend. The driver pulled to the side of the road and called to the farmer, “I just saw a three-legged chicken!”

“Oh, yes,” said the farmer. “We have a bunch of ’em. We have three people in our family, and we all like drumsticks.”

“Well, how do they taste?” asked the motorist.

“Dunno,” said the farmer. “We can’t catch any.”

39

Three mice are sitting around boasting about their strengths. The first mouse says, “Mouse traps are nothing! I do push-ups with the bar.” The second mouse pulls a pill from his pocket, swallows it, and says

with a grin, “That was rat poison.”

The third mouse got up to leave. The first mouse says, “Where do you think you’re going?”

“It’s time to go home and chase the cat.”

40

“Have you got any kittens going cheap?” asked a customer in a pet shop. “No, sir,” replied the owner. “All our kittens go, ‘Meow.’”

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