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Animal Jokes - part 3

 

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Animal Jokes - part 3

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Two hens were pecking in the yard when suddenly a softball came sailing over the fence, landing a few feet away from them. One hen said to the other, “Will you just look at the ones they’re turning out next door!”

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Several buffalo were grazing on the prairie when a cowboy rode up. Looking at the animals, he said disgustedly, “You are the ugliest buffaloes I’ve ever seen. Your fur is matted, you have humps on your backs, and you’re slobbering all over the place.”

The cowboy turned and rode off, and one buffalo said to another, “I think I just heard a discouraging word.”

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Steve: How did your parakeet die?

Fred: Flu.

Steve: Don’t be silly. Parakeets don’t die from the flu.

Fred: Mine did. He flew under a bus.

24

Which is richer, a bull or a cow?

A bull.

The cow gives you milk; the bull charges you.

25

How many skunks does it take to smell up a neighborhood?

Just a phew.

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City slicker: I finally went for a ride this morning. Ranch hand: Horseback?

City slicker: Yep, he got back about an hour before I did. 27

What is a polar bear’s favorite place to vacation?

Brrr-muda.

28

What is a woodpecker’s favorite kind of joke?

A knock-knock.

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What is an eel’s favorite card game?

Glow Fish.

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Why did the turtle go to the therapist?

He wanted to come out of his shell.

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