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Animal Jokes - part 2

 

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Animal Jokes - part 2

11

What is as big as an elephant but doesn’t weigh an ounce? An elephant’s shadow.

12

Why do giraffes have such small appetites?

Because with them, a little goes a long way.

13

What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?

“Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?”

14

What’s gray on the inside and clear on the outside? An elephant in a sandwich bag.

15

Why do dragons sleep during the day?

So they can hunt knights.

 

16

Why is a snake so smart?

Because you can’t pull its leg.

17

A cowboy had two horses, but he couldn’t tell them apart. He cut off one horse’s mane, but it grew back; he cut off the tail, but that grew back, too. A friend suggested that he measure the horses. The cowboy measured them and went to his friend and said, “That was a great idea—

the black one was two inches taller than the white one.”

18

Heading into the jungle on his first safari, the American visitor was confident he could handle any emergency. He sidled up to the experienced native guide and said smugly, “I know that carrying a torch will keep lions away.”

“That’s true,” the guide replied. “But it depends on how fast you carry the torch.”

19

A mother’s bachelor son invited her over for a meal. He had just gotten two new dogs and wanted his mom to see them.

When she sat down at the table, she noticed that the dishes were the dirtiest that she had ever seen in her life. “Have these dishes ever been washed?” she asked, running her fingers over the grit and grime.

“They’re as clean as soap and water could get them,” he answered. She felt a bit apprehensive but started eating anyway.

The food was really delicious, and she said so, despite the dirty dishes. When dinner was over, her son took the dishes, put them on the floor, whistled, and yelled, “Here, Soap! Here, Water!”

20

First octopus: What do you like least about being an octopus?

Second octopus: Washing my hands before dinner. 

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