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Animal Jokes - Part 17

 

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Animal Jokes - Part 17

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What do llamas like to eat?

Llama beans.

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What do you call a time-out in the Lions’ football game? A paws.

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What did the mother buffalo say to her boy as he was leaving?

“Bison.”

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What kind of snack do little monkeys have with their milk? Chocolate chimp cookies.

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What did the teddy bear say when he was offered dessert? “No thanks. I’m stuffed.”

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How does an octopus go into battle?

Fully armed.

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What kind of money do marsupials use?

Pocket change.

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One evening as a mother was preparing dinner, her seven-year-old son came down to the kitchen, crying hysterically. The loving mother bent

down and said, “Honey, what’s wrong?”

“Mom,” he said, “I just cleaned my room.”

“Well, I’m very proud of you,” she replied. “But why on earth would that make you cry?”

Her son looked up through his tears and said, “Because I still can’t find my snake!”

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