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Animal Jokes - Part 16

  

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Animal Jokes - Part 16

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a tree?

A porky pine.

152

Why do white sheep eat more grass than black sheep?

Because there are more of them.

153

Why shouldn’t you tell a pig a secret?

Because he’s a squealer.

154

What do frogs want to listen to at bedtime?

Croak-and-dagger stories.

155

What is cowhide most used for?

Holding cows together.

156

What kind of snake is good at math?

An adder snake.

157

What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?

Elk-a-seltzer.

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Eggs and ham: A day’s work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

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Why does a mother kangaroo hope it doesn’t rain?

She doesn’t like it when the kids have to play inside.

160

How do you fix a broken chimp?

With a monkey wrench.

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