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Animal Jokes - Part 16
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What do you get when you cross a pig and a tree?
A porky pine.
152
Why do white sheep eat more grass than black sheep?
Because there are more of them.
153
Why shouldn’t you tell a pig a secret?
Because he’s a squealer.
154
What do frogs want to listen to at bedtime?
Croak-and-dagger stories.
155
What is cowhide most used for?
Holding cows together.
156
What kind of snake is good at math?
An adder snake.
157
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
Elk-a-seltzer.
158
Eggs and ham: A day’s work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
159
Why does a mother kangaroo hope it doesn’t rain?
She doesn’t like it when the kids have to play inside.
160
How do you fix a broken chimp?
With a monkey wrench.
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