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Animal Jokes - Part 15

 

Animal Jokes

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Animal Jokes - Part 15

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Swimmer: Are you sure there aren’t any sharks along this beach?

Lifeguard: Oh, yes, I’m sure. They don’t get along well with the alligators.

142

“My dog has no tail,” said one man to another out walking his dog. “Oh, that’s too bad,” the other replied. “How do you know when he is happy then?”

“He stops biting me!”

143

 “Your horse is very well behaved,” the lady noted to the resting rider. “Oh, that’s true,” he replied. “When we come to a fence, he always stops quickly and lets me go over first!”

144

What happens when a frog’s car breaks down?

He gets toad away.

145

What do you call two spiders who just married?

Newlywebs.

146

What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.

147

What do you call a cow that has just given birth?

De-calfinated.

148

Two elephants were discussing life in general on Earth. “You know,” said one, “humans say that we possess the best memories of any animals on the globe.”

“Well,” said the other, “why can’t I remember where I left my bag of peanuts?”

149

What kind of can never needs a can opener?

A pelican.

150

What did the pink rabbit say to the blue rabbit?

“Cheer up!”

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