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Animal Jokes - Part 14

 

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The door to the Pony Express office swung open. A cowboy sprinted out, took a running leap, and landed in the middle of the road. “What’s the matter with you, pardner?” asked a bystander. “Did they throw you out, or are you just crazy?”

“Neither,” replied the cowboy. “But just wait until I find out who moved my horse!”

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How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on it.

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How do you catch a tame rabbit?

Tame way. Unique up on it.

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What was the snail doing on the highway? About a mile a day.

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What is the best advice you can give to a worm? “Sleep late!”

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What do you get when you cross a hen with a hyena? An animal that laughs at every yolk.

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede? Bacon and legs.

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What do you call a dog with a receding hairline? Bald Spot!

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A man dressed in camouflage entered a butcher shop. “I’d like a couple of ducks,” he said.

“We’re out of ducks. I have a couple of nice chickens, though.” “Chickens!” the man exclaimed. “I can’t tell my wife I bagged a couple of chickens!”

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A man ran up to a farmhouse and pounded on the door. When the farmer came to the door, the man demanded, “Where’s the nearest train station, and what time is the next train to the city?”

The farmer replied, “You may cut through my field, and you should reach the station in time for the 5:20. But if my bull sees you, you’ll probably make it by 5:00.”

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