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Animal Jokes - Part 13

 

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Animal Jokes - Part 13

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Where do little dogs sleep when they go camping?

In pup tents.

122

What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.

123

A German shepherd went to the telegraph office to send a telegram. “Woof,” he wrote. “Woof. Woof.

Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.”

The clerk looked at the message and said, “There are only nine words here. You could add one more ‘Woof’ for the same price.”

“But,” said the dog, “then it wouldn’t make any sense at all.”

124

What wears a coat in the winter and pants all summer? A dog.

125

What did the dalmatian say after he finished eating? “That hit the spots.”

126

How do you find your dog if he’s lost in the woods? Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark.

127

Where do fish take a bath?

In a river basin.

128

What animal makes it hard to carry on a conversation? A goat, because he always wants to butt in.

129

What did one horse say to the other horse?

“Your pace is familiar, but I don’t remember your mane.”

130

What happens if pigs fly?

Bacon goes up.

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