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Animal Jokes - Part 12
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What do you say when someone throws a duck at another duck?
“Duck, duck!”
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What do you say when someone throws a goose at a duck? “Duck, duck! Goose!”
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What bird is always out of breath?
A puffin.
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A young bird fell out of its nest and hurtled through the branches of the tree, heading for the ground.
“Are you all right?” called out a robin as the chick zoomed by. “So far!” said the little bird.
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Teacher: Where are elephants found?
Student: They’re so big, I didn’t think they could get lost! 116
Have you heard the story about the peacock that crossed the road? It really is a colorful tail….
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A husband and wife were on a safari in Africa. A huge lion suddenly leaped out in front of them and seized the wife in its jaws. “Shoot!” she screamed to her husband. “Shoot!”
“I can’t, dear!” he hollered back. “I’m all out of film!”
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What’s the difference between a tiger and a lion?
The tiger has the mane part missing.
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How does a leopard change its spots?
When it’s tired of one spot, it just moves to another.
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What goes “peck, bang, peck, bang, peck, bang”?
A bunch of chickens in a yard full of balloons.
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