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Animal Jokes - Part 11

 

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Animal Jokes - Part 11

101

How do you find a spider on the Internet?

Check out his Web site.

102

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.

103

The farmer’s son was returning from the market with a crate of chickens his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open.

Chickens scurried off in different directions, but the boy walked all over the neighborhood, retrieving the birds and returning them to the repaired crate. Hoping he had found them all, the boy returned home.

“Pa, the chickens got loose,” the boy told his father reluctantly, “but I managed to find all nine of them.”

“You did well, son,” the farmer said, “because you left with only six.” 

104

Tony was having trouble getting his neighbor to keep his chickens fenced in. The neighbor kept talking about chickens being great

creatures, and as such, they had the right to go wherever they wanted. On his next trip to the grocery store, Tony bought a dozen eggs. That night, he snuck out and placed the eggs throughout his yard. The next morning, when he was sure the neighbor was watching, Tony went out and gathered the eggs.

After that, he never had problems again with finding his neighbor’s chickens in his yard.

105

Why did the giraffe graduate early?

He was head and shoulders above the rest.

106

Where do polar bears vote?

The North Poll.

107

What did Winnie the Pooh pack for his vacation?

The bear essentials.

108

How did the owl with laryngitis feel?

He didn’t give a hoot.

109

What does an educated owl say?

“Whom.”

110

What should you do when someone throws a goose at you? Duck.

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