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Animal Jokes - Part 10

 

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Baby snake: Mom, are we poisonous?

Baby snake: Mom, are we poisonous?

Mom snake: We most certainly are! Why?

Baby snake: I just bit my tongue.

92

Why did the kangaroo lose the basketball game?

He ran out of bounds.

93

What birds spend time on their knees?

Birds of prey.

94

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo? Big holes all over Australia.

95

What’s the difference between a soccer player and a dog? The soccer player wears a team uniform, the dog just pants.

96

What do you get when you cross a bunny rabbit with the World Wide

Web?

A hare Net.

97

At the end of his shift, the police officer parked his police van in front of the station. His K-9 partner, Bo, was in the back.

As the officer was exiting his car, a little boy walked by and looked in the back window of the van.

“Is that a dog you got back there?” the boy asked.

“It sure is,” the officer replied.

Puzzled, the boy looked at the officer, then back at the van. Finally he said, “What did he do?”

98

Why are elephants known to hold grudges?

They can forgive, but they can’t forget.

99

Did you hear about the duck that was flying upside down? It quacked up.

100

Where do fish like to go on vacation?

Finland.

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