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100 hilarious jokes about Dog

 

100 hilarious jokes about Dog

100 hilarious jokes about Dog (part 1 of 3)

1.

Q: What do you call a dog magician?

A: A labracadabrador!

2.

Q: What do you call a dog with a surround system?

A: A sub-woofer.

3.

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Ron.

Ron who?

Ron a little faster, will you? There's a Pitbull after us!

4.

Q: What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

A: Ruff!

5.

Q: What do you get when you cross a race dog with a bumble bee?

A: A Greyhound Buzz

6.

Q: What do you call a large dog that meditates?

A: Aware wolf.

7.

Q: What do you call a frozen dog?

A: A pupsicle.

8.

Q: What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

A: A friend you can count on.

9.

Q: What do you call a cold dog?

A: A Chili Dog

10.

Q: How are a dog and a marine biologist alike?

A: One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.

11.

Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog?

A: A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

12.

Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

A: He was trying to make both ends meet!

13.

Q: What kind of dog chases anything red?

A: A Bulldog.

14.

Q: What is a dog’s favorite instrument?

A: A trombone.

15.

Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive? A: Because it scares the hell out of their guide dog.

16.

Q: What is a dog’s favorite city?

A: New Yorkie!

17.

Q: What kind of dog likes taking a bath?

A: A shampoodle!

18.

Q: What happens when a dog chases a cat into a geyser?

A: It starts raining cats and dogs.

19.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?

A: It doesn't matter: he's not going to come anyway.

20.

Q: Why does the dog bring toilet paper to the party?

A: Because he is a party pooper.

21.

Q: What dog can jump higher than a tree?

A: Any dog can jump higher than a tree, trees can’t jump.

22.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog?

A: Check meow-t!

23.

Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?

A: A dog that chases cars – and catches them!

24.

I went to the zoo today, there was only one animal. It was a Shih Tzu...

25.

Q: What happens when it rains cats and dogs?

A: You can step in a poodle!

26.

John: I have a dog that doesn't have a nose.

Bill: And how does he smell?

John: Awful!

27.

One day, a man visited his friend. When he walked into the living room, he found his friend playing chess with his dog.

Astonished, he watched the game for a couple of minutes. "I can’t believe my eyes!" he exclaimed. "That is the smartest dog I have ever seen."

To which his friend replied: "Mwoah, he's not that smart. I've beaten him three games out of five."

28.

Q: How did the little Scottish dog react when he met the Loch Ness Monster?

A: He was Terrier-fied!

29.

Q: What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?

A: A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!

30.

Q: What do you call a dog that licks an electrical socket?

A: Sparky.

31.

One Saturday morning, a wife says to her husband: “Our dog is so smart. He brings in the daily newspapers every single morning!”

Her husband replies: “Yes, he’s a great dog, but lots of dogs can do that.” “Yes, but we’ve never subscribed to any,” the wife responded.

32.

Did you hear about the dog who had puppies on the sidewalk?

She was ticketed for littering!

33.

One day, a police officer was sitting in his car with his K9 partner in the back seat. A little girl approached the car and asked the officer: “Is that a dog in the back seat?”

The officer replied: “Yep, it sure is!”

To which the girl responded: “Wow, what did he do?”

34.

Q: What do you get if you cross a Golden Retriever with a telephone?

A: A golden receiver. 

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