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100 hilarious jokes about Dog

 

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63.

Q: Why can't dogs work the TV remote when watching Netflix?

A: Because they always hit the Paws button!

64.

Q: What happens when you cross a rooster, a Cocker Spaniel and a Poodle?

A: A Cockerpoodledoo!

65.

Q: What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a Saint Bernard’s? A: A dog that bites you and then goes to fetch help.

66.

Q: Why do dogs run in circles?

A: Because it's hard to run in squares!

67.

Q: What do dogs eat for breakfast?

A: Pooched eggs.

68.

Q: Why don’t dogs bark at their feet?

A: Because it’s not polite to talk back to your Paw.

69.

Q: What did the waiter say to the dog when he brought out her food?

A: Bone appétit!

70.

Q: Why shouldn’t you bring your farty dog to an Apple store?

A: Because they don’t have Windows!

71.

Q: How do fleas travel from place to place?

A: By itch-hiking!

72.

Q: What’s a dog’s favorite sound?

A: The dinner bell.

73.

Q: What do you call a sleeping Rottweiler?

A: Anything you like, just very quietly.

74.

My dog’s been having a bad day. When I came home, I asked him: “How’s life?” All he said was: “RUFF...”

75.

Two dogs are sitting on opposite sides of a river. One dog yells to the other: “How do I get to the other side of the river?” The other dog replies: “You ARE on the other side!”

76.

At a Royal Dinner Party, a Pug farts.

The King turns to him and says: “How dare you fart in front of me!”

The Pug replies: “I’m terribly sorry, your Highness, I didn’t realize it was your turn!”

77.

Q: What's a dog's favorite dessert?

A: Pupcakes!

78.

Q: Why did the snowman name his dog “Frost”?

A: Because he bites!

79.

Q: What did the dog say to the tree?

A: Bark

80.

Q: What did the hungry Dalmatian say after his meal?

A: “That hit the spots!"

81.

Q: What do you do if a dog chews your dictionary?

A: Take the words right out of his mouth!

82.

Q: Why did the dog sleep under the car?

A: Because he wanted to wake up oily.

83.

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Ken.

Ken who?

Ken you walk the dog for me?

84.

Q: Did you hear about the dog who invented the knock knock joke?

A: She won the no-bell prize!

85.

Q: Which breed of dog is the quietest?

A: A hush puppy!

86.

Q: Which dog breed is guaranteed to laugh at all of your jokes?

A: A Chi-ha-ha!

87.

Q: What is the fastest dog in the world?

A: A Labraghini.

88.

Q: What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?

A: Dingo Starr!

89.

Q: What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?

A: It barked with de-light!

90.

Q: Where do dogs go after their tails fall off?

A: The re-tail store.

91.

Q: What's a dog's ideal job?

A: Barkeology

92.

Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly? A: The collie wobbles!

93.

Q: What do you call a black Eskimo dog?

A: A dusky husky!

94.

Q: What did the dog say to the flea?

A: Stop bugging me!

95.

Q: In what month do dogs bark the least? A: February, it’s the shortest month!

96.

A three-legged dog walks into a bar.

He says: “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”

97.

Q: What do you call a dog that can use the toilet? A: A ‘poo-dle’.

98.

Q: Why do Dog Vampires believe everything you tell them? 

A: Because they’re suckers!

99.

Q: When is a mom flea happy?

A: When her whole family has gone to the dogs.

100.

Q: Why did the dog stay in the shade?

A: Because he did not want to turn into a hot dog.

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